I’m too old to fight. Don’t make me kill you.
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In Case of Rapture, I’m Taking Your Shit. (let the rapture-ready know what will happen to their things.)
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In God We Thrust. Tired of being fucked by religious groups? Get Blasphemy Condoms! And Fuck Them Back!
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Santa and Jesus Come To An Agreement:
Santa: “Let me have December 25th, I’ll give you 10% on the Vig, & you get the rest of the year.”
Jesus: “Deal!”
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WTF!? Goddammit, Dad! (God electrocutes his son Jesus. Why? Only heaven knows!)
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I’m Giving Away Free Money (Shots)
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Somebody Loves You.
(inside or back) just not me
by The Truth Hurts
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No. It’s Not Me. It’s You. You’re easier to love from afar.
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STOP! My ass has reached maximum smoke capacity!
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